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« on: March 21, 2010, 11:28:01 AM »

Removal of 100-Watt Electric Bulb from Rectum
from Annals of Emergency Medicine
November 1982

To the Editor:
    In all societies, individuals have introduced foreign bodies into the rectum, penis, and vagina, sometimes for sexual gratification and sometimes for unusual psychological reasons. The literature contains many reports of such instances, particularly with respect to foreign bodies in the rectum. Objects reported include stones, coke bottles, plastic vibrators, pencils, sticks, a baseball, knives, screwdrivers, the U-bend of a sink, a sponge rubber ball, glass tumblers, a pickle bottle, and a beer glass.
    This case report adds to the list a 100-watt electric bulb, an object not previously reported, and describes the technique used for the successful removal of this fragile object.
    A 54-year-old man presented with the complaint that two days earlier he had drunk whiskey and "did something" to his rectum. He was obviously embarrassed and reluctant to explain his problem. Rectal examination revealed a hard, smooth, globular mass. The results of the rest of the physical examination were within normal limits.
    When asked specifically, the patient admitted that an electric bulb had been in his rectum for two days. He said he had gotten drunk, accepted a wager of $100 and, using shaving cream as a lubricant, had inserted a 100-watt electric bulb into his rectum. The next day, sober, he realized that he had done a "stupid" thing but believed that the bulb would come out unassisted. After two days he became aware of difficulty defacating, and when he began to experience difficulty urinating, he became frightened and sought medical help.
    AP and lateral films of the pelvis verified the location of the electric bulb in the rectum, and the patient was taken to the operating room. He was placed in a face-down position with his hips elevated. The buttocks were separated and held apart by a circular metal ring. With the aid of malleable retractors in the rectum, the electric bulb was visualized, but it was not possible to get a gloved finger over the maximum diameter of the bulb.
    Toy darts with suction cup ends were used to draw the electric bulb to the sphincter. After drying the glass surface of the bulb with ethyl ether swabs, we attempted to attach the suction cup end of the dart to the eletric bulb with cyanoacrylate cement. Four attempts of this maneuver were unsuccessful: the cement would not stick.
    The patient was then turned to the lithotomy position and another dart was successfully attached to the bulb without any glue, and the bulb was pulled to the sphincter.
    Three #24 Foley catheters with 30-cc terminal balloons were lubricated with mineral oil and passed over the maximum diameter of the bulb. The catheters were placed at the six, ten and two o'clock positions. Throughout this procedure, a steady pull was maintained on the attached dart.
    After it was verified by digital examination that the tips and balloons of the catheters were beyond the maximum diameter of the bulb, the balloons were inflated with 30 cc of water, and about 30 cc of mineral oil was injected into the rectum through a Foley catheter. A steady pull of about five pounds was applied to each catheter, and after about ten minutes the sphincter began to dilate and the bulb began to emerge.
    The electric bulb finally came out through the external sphincter with no further complications. Sigmoidoscopic examination showed no bleeding or other injury to the rectal mucosa. After 24 hours of observation, the patient returned home.
    The literature describes various methods that have been employed to retrieve foreign bodies from the rectum. Because this electric bulb was a large object (maximum diameter, 61 mm; length from metal end to top, 114 mm) made of fragile glass, special consideration had to be taken to avoid breakage that would have resulted in lacerations to the rectum and adjacent structures, with consequent complications.
    Ideally, the bulb should be removed intact from the rectum through the anus. If this is not possible, the abdomen must be opened and the bulb gently squeezed through the rectum and the anus, with great care taken to avoid injuring the rectum. Should this method be unsuccessful, the sigmoid colon must be opened and the bulb removed through the abdominal incision; however, opening the sigmoid colon is a very lenghy procedure with severe morbidity and a prolonged recovery period,, and this maneuver should be reserved as an extraordinary measure.

    Vaman S. Diwan, MD, MS
    Huntington, West Virginia

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 10:49:32 PM »

Ouch...
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 10:36:08 AM »

Removal of 100-Watt Electric Bulb from Rectum

Rectum.....Damn near killedem!
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 03:04:34 PM »

try typing "worlds largest" into the Wikipedia search bar and see what comes up on the drop down menu!
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 11:51:47 AM »

try typing "worlds largest" into the Wikipedia search bar and see what comes up on the drop down menu!
worlds largest dog
" " spider
" " breast
" " snake
" " cruise ship
" " cat
" " cities
" " pool
" " gummy bear

That's what I got.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 10:42:04 AM »

thats weird i got worlds largest gang bang, the record apparently held by some Asian chick
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 01:52:20 PM »

sometimes "largest" can be useful
World's Largest Solar Tower Now Powers 10,000 Homes
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 07:15:57 PM »


This is true, but I still want that gummy bear from my list.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 07:22:13 PM »

that can make one big pot of gumbo!
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 01:11:35 AM »

mmm seafood gumbo sounds good.  can we still go crabbing in October or is it too cold?
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 11:48:47 AM »

you can basically anytime, im game with crabbing
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